Writer, pro-wrestling referee, DJ, perfumed ponce, gadabout, gentleman adventurer, shambles.
"I’m interested to see exactly who that is… if in fact, we ever find out. For all we know, it could be a masked man behind there." - T. Schiavonne
'Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book' - Tom Pride
this is beautiful
Get your printer on parents, I’ve got some fun activities for the little’ns.
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.